Dan: Did you come all the way to Brooklyn just to yell at me? Because that is not really necessary.
Blair: Yes, it is! Dorota saw your New York magazine and accused us of having an affair! That’s why I stood you up.
Dan: So you mean because we were sneaking around she assumed we were covering something up?
Blair: Can you believe it?
Dan: Well only because my dad basically much told me the same thing. Look if anyone else finds out about this…
Blair: They’ll jump to the same conclusion! God, I knew you’d be my social death, Humphrey, I just knew it!
Dan: No, you know what? It’s going to be fine, we can make it fine. All we have to do is tell everyone that we’ve been hanging out. It’s not going to be a big deal unless we keep making it a big deal.
Blair: Right, which it totally isn’t. You know we should soften the ground, put out an anonymous post on Gossip Girl that some big secret is going to come out at Chuck’s party. That way everyone will assume that some earth shattering, huge scandal is eminent like…
Dan: You getting traded for a hotel.
Blair: Or you raising Georgina’s baby by a Russian mobster. We’ll have succesfully managed expectations and by the time our friendship is announced, it’ll seem like nothing at all.
Dan: So we tell everyone tonight, agreed?
Blair: Agreed. [pause] Oh and only I get to joke about the hotel, still too soon.