Blair: What is it mother? I can’t talk long, I’m on a date.
Eleanor: Blair, you sound irritated, are you okay?
Blair: Why does everyone keep asking me that? So what if Serena always gets the prince and I get the pauper? Being jealous of her is totally Constance and I’ve moved on.
Eleanor: Well, that’s wonderfully mature, dear, and the best part is that nothing has to change now that she’s going to be at Columbia.
Blair: What? Serena’s going to Columbia?