Serena: You have outdone yourself again. Truly fit for a king.
Blair: Well, not a king yet, but maybe someday. You cleaned up pretty well too.
Serena: Merci.
Blair: Oh he’s driving himself, that’s progressive, independent. Louis, bon souar.
Louis: Blair, you look amazing. And this must be Serena.
Serena: Nice to meet you.
Louis: Nice to meet you, too. Serena, may I introduce, Jean Michel Grimaldie of Monaco.
Blair: Uh, I don’t understand. I thought you were a Grimaldi. The chauffer was taking you to the embassy.
Louis: You must have misunderstood. I am a driver for Jean’s family. I took them to the embassy where they are staying.
Blair: Oh, I see. So that means your date is a prince and mine is-
Serena: Charming, handsome and loves Manet. We make our own fairytales.
Louis: Let’s go.
Blair: Oh. Never sat here before.
Louis: Oh wait. [puts on his cap]
Gossip Girl: Spotted: B, riding shotgun.
Blair: Great view!
Gossip Girl: Let’s see if our royal wanna-be has the grace to make it through the night.