Serena: I can’t do it anymore, Blair.
Blair: That’s because you almost lost. I had you pinned with that chicken wing, don’t deny it.
Serena: I don’t mean this, I mean everything. The wars, the betrayals, the watching out for every possible landmine. It’s exhausting.
Blair: I’m sick of it, too. I’m tired of looking like Darth Vader next to Sunshine Barbie. Life’s too short and you make it feel so long.
Serena: Well, if that’s how you really feel, then maybe we should be friends. We were probably gonna go grow apart in college anyways, so might as well start now, right?
Blair: Fine by me. You live your life, I’ll live mine.
Serena: Sounds great.
Blair: I agree.
Gossip Girl: From comrades to combats, we thought we’d seen it all. We’ve never seen this, Serena and Blair calling a cease fire. After so much scorched earth, can either side claim victory?