Blair: Well the Grimaldi’s aren’t a large family, he’s probably a first cousin at least, but just to be sure.
Serena: B, what are you doing? Cinderella did not google prince charming. A mystery man shows up at your painting, just like you wanted. You cannot make this about some social agenda.
Blair: You’re right. And so what if my fairy godmother is my credit card? This is fate.
Serena: Wait, before I lose you to another shoe comma, there’s something I want to talk to you about that package I got yesterday.
Blair: S, I wanna hear all about how Brown offers a major in raw foods, but- It’s Louis! We’re going to Bacchara. I have just the thing to wear… and you have to pick up a little something too. His friend showed up unexpectedly in town and now our date is a double.
Serena: I don’t think that’s a good idea, this is your princess moment.
Blair: Please? If you don’t come he’s going to cancel. And those brown boots would look amazing on your. Brown! What did you want to tell me about college?
Serena: It can wait, let’s go buy boots.