Dan: Please wake me up with a few of your stories from Chuck’s little black book. I uh, think the last time we spoke you made it through all the V’s.
Nate: Yeah well let’s just say V is for vivid and lets just leave it at that. I mean it’s pretty awesome; I’m having tons of sex. I never have to eat dinner alone and best of all… I don’t have to talk about anything.
Dan: So the key to a good relationship is no relationship at all.
Nate: Does get pretty exhausting though.
Dan: Hey don’t get me started on exhausted.
Nate: Hey, what you’re really tired of is keeping everything a big secret.
Dan: No, no, no. My dad and Lily are going to be home today so I’ll them, I promise. [opens the door to find Vanessa]
Vanessa: Tell them what?