Dan: Hey, Vanessa, let’s get out of here.
Chuck: You think I’m going to let you walk out of here with that tape then I think you’re crazy.
Vanessa: Let go of me. 
Dan: Hey! Last time I checked I owed you a black eye so unless this is you coming to claim it, stay away from her.
Gossip Girl: Now that sex and lies have been caught on videotape, V’s documentary just became the most anticipated new release of the year.