Blair: Hey! Let go of me, Bass.
Chuck: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair: You know I already have.
Chuck: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal. Let’s not waste time denying.
Blair: You know what? I’m tired of this. Go ahead and tell him.
Chuck: Really? You want me to tell him how you slept with me and then faked your virginity for him?
Blair: I’ll just tell him you’re lying. And who do you think he’ll believe? You who bangs anything on his field of vision or me, his pure and honest girlfriend of many years?
Chuck: Well, now he’ll believe me.
Blair: Why?
Chuck: Because I have proof. Good eye Docky-Girl, I’ll take the tape now.
Blair: You knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa: Actually this is my footage and thanks to you two I think I got a new angle on my subject.