Dan: Chuck, you need to tell the truth.
Chuck: Whatever happened to don’t speak until you’re spoken to.
Dan: I just saw you with that key. I know you had it at the party.
Chuck: Poor little Humpty Dumphy. Let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you’re currently sleeping with, you and I come different worlds. In my world, if I’m suspended or expelled a wing is donated in the Bass name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: Well it’s not perfect, I’ll admit. But one thing it does offer in exchange is security, my family can take care of me. What do the Humphreys have to offer? Used Metro cards? Your dad’s one-hit single? In case you’re wondering, narc, I only took that key from the party to hide it so that we wouldn’t all get blamed. Including you.